Here's something to spice up your view on our most famous political leaders.
One can learn so much about a person just by rearranging the letters in
their name!!!
Long Ones:
William Jefferson Clinton -> Jilts nice women. In for fall.
William Jefferson Clinton -> Female joins clown in flirt
William Jefferson Clinton -> Fine if in jam, controls well
William Jefferson Clinton -> Jail Mrs. Clinton, felon wife
Hillary Rodham Clinton -> Lynch harlot in mid-oral
Hillary Rodham Clinton -> Halt horny old criminal!
Hillary Rodham Clinton -> I'd only thrill a monarch!
President George Bush -> There's God! Superbeing!
President George Bush -> Bugger the depression!
President George Bush -> Boners here? Stupid egg!
President George Bush -> Bright, super-dense ego
President George Bush -> Oh! Desert purge begins!
President George W Bush -> Greed rips the U.S. Now beg!
President George W Bush -> Super Gore whinged best
President George Walker Bush -> Sorest bungler (hawk pedigree)
Secretary of Agriculture Ann M. Veneman -> Alternative green manure or fancy
scum?
Secretary of the Interior Gale Norton -> Heroine of glittery orator
entrances
Secretary of Commerce Don Evans -> Venerated commoners accord safely
Department of Justice John Ashcroft -> Oh Jesus! I'm daft of trenchant
project
Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld -> Drone deftly led arms crusade
offense
Secretary of Education Rod Paige -> Fierce dropouts eradicate agony
Secretary of State Colin Powell -> Fool tests electrical weaponry
Secretary of State Colin Powell -> Fellow scores at party election
Secretary of State Colin Powell -> Intellect of rosy war lost peace
Secretary of State Colin Powell -> I tell force Tolstoy's War 'n' Peace
Secretary of State Colin Powell -> To steal colonies perfectly: war!
Vice President Richard B. Cheney -> Cynic, brash, deceptive hinderer
Senator Thomas Daschle -> Almost honest charades
Short Ones:
John Kerry -> Horny jerk
George Bush -> He bugs Gore
Howard Dean -> Drown ahead
Dick Cheney -> I check deny
William Clinton -> Low 'n' illicit man
Hillary Clinton -> Lynch a trillion
Joe Lieberman -> Lie been major
Ralph Nader -> Plan harder
Gale Norton -> Angel or not?
Colin Powell -> Low, nice poll!
Elaine Chao -> Ace in a hole
Donald Rumsfeld -> Led old arms fund
Forward this to anyone who might be interested. Send it to your friends,
family, coworkers, or even the politician's mentioned above!
Kristian Hermansen
[email protected]
PS - And a little something on the brigther side of things, since I am such
a *HUGE* Seinfeld fan (the only network television show worth watching) :-)
Jerry Seinfeld -> Friendly Jeers